Lana came to visit again...

I hate it when Lana comes to visit! Of course, everyone remembers my wonderful (said sarcastically) twin sister. She is such a huge bully and nothing like me! Saturday morning I made yummy homemade blueberry pancakes for Matt, Ethan, and I. I even doubled the recipe so I could individually freeze the left overs for Ethan to enjoy during week day mornings before school. After breakfast I heard this soft little tap on my front door. I went to open it but had the chain on the door. When I opened the door, with the chain on, there she was! Lana pushed on the door shouting that I am going to clean out the china cabinet today. She was so loud I thought the neighbors would come out to investigate. I tried to tell her no and close the door. She wouldn't listen. Plus she is stronger than me. It felt like she was the big bad wolf huffing and puffing my door down. She said I'd better let her in because she wasn't going anywhere. Defiantly I said ok and opened the door. I didn't dare offer her coffee or pancakes. No way! She then made me.... made me... take every piece of crystal, dishes, figurines, and glasses out of the china cabinet. I washed each piece with hot soapy water. She even made me take the shelves out and wash them. She is so mean! I sprayed Windex and wiped the mirror at least four times until she was satisfied. Then I put everything back. The worse part was that she didn't even help! She sat in the chair and barked orders at me. She didn't even let me get sidetracked like I normally do. When I was all done she just got up and walked out the door without another word. She closed it softly too. I took a picture to prove what she made me do! The little witch!